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My new client Sonja Morgan gives me a shout out because a caller said they LOVED HER MAKEUP! at 3:30mins.
Tuesday, June 7, 2011
Wednesday, May 25, 2011
Hysterurbing
Hysterurbing: (noun) A feeling of hysteria while being disturbed. Example: This video
(Thank you Tell Carlson for this gem)
(Thank you Tell Carlson for this gem)
Tuesday, May 17, 2011
When I was Young
My momma told me when I was young "we are all born super stars" she pulled my hair up, put my lipstick on, in the glass of her boudoir!
This might be the cutest video I have ever seen. WOW.
This might be the cutest video I have ever seen. WOW.
Sunday, May 15, 2011
Thursday, May 5, 2011
Loving Acapella
I LOVE this version of Lady Gaga's Born this way! Its Acapella and truly breath taking!
what do you think!?
what do you think!?
Wednesday, May 4, 2011
Eva Longoria Get The LOOK
Yesterday I was honored to do Eva Longoria's makeup.
She was attending an event here in nyc. Eva is VERY sweet and has the most naturally BEAUTIFUL look. Her skin is flawless and her lashes are SO LONG and full. Now I see why she has a lash contract with Loreal.
To get the look gave to Eva Longora you will need these products.
Keihls ultra facial moisturizer. This is a great base for makeup and I use this under all of my clients foundation to achieve a natural glow.
Dior Crystal Nude Matte skin protector. This is a great makeup primer that LOCKs in moisture and holds makeup on all day! its AMAZING
Bobbi Brown Skin Foundation with SPF 15 I use 2 colors one for the highlight areas of the face and one shade deeper for the contour. THIS is my favorite foundation.
Bobbi Brown Corrector in BISQUE You may need to get a lighter or deeper shade to use under your eyes to CANCEL out dark circles, but Bisque is most universal and is a MIRACLE worker!
Bobbi Brown Tinted Eye Brightner This is one of my favorite Eye Shadow Base products. I used it ALL around the eye and on the lid to prime and brighten the eye for shadow and concealer! Its lightweight and the colors are AMAZING
Dior Skin Nude Natural Glow Fresh Powder Makeup THIS is what I use to set my foundation application with a powder brush. I use this on the cheek contour and forehead as well as the neck and around the nose. It gives your skin a perfect "matte glow" while SEALING in makeup. ( I love this makeup by itself all over the face with a powder brush for less coverage and a very flawless natural look)
Dior 5 Shadow Pallet in Rosy Tan #754 I use the top right deepest color from lash to crease and blend out the crease with the bottom left color.
Then I use Bobbi Brown Long Wear eye gel in BLACK in the lash line. BE SURE to apply it in the inner pink part of the top and bottom of the lash line with a flat or angle liner brush. ALL AROUND THE EYE.
I then blend the bottom last out with the bottom left color of the Dior shadow pallet (Rosy Tan 754)
I coated the lashes twice with Loreal Collagene Mascara top and bottom.
To contour Eva's Cheeks I used Dior Bronze Matte Sunshine and then re-defined the deeper part of the cheek with Bobbi Brown Matte Bronzer in Natural
Under the eyes to set the concealer I then use Laura Mercier secret camouflage setting powder for under eye.
My favorite eyebrow pencil Dior Styler ultra fine universal pencil was then used to define Eva's already perfect brow shape!
Eva's Blus was Dior Blush in Rose Diamond
On the Lips, I used MAC lip liner in Subculture. This is my FAVORITE nude lip liner.
And finally topped off Eva's Lips in Dior Addict Ultra Gloss in Apricot Cloche #436
I always recommend to use a MAC blot powder in your shade around the NOSE, Under the chin, and T-zone for matte sin in the RIGHT places!
She was attending an event here in nyc. Eva is VERY sweet and has the most naturally BEAUTIFUL look. Her skin is flawless and her lashes are SO LONG and full. Now I see why she has a lash contract with Loreal.
To get the look gave to Eva Longora you will need these products.
Keihls ultra facial moisturizer. This is a great base for makeup and I use this under all of my clients foundation to achieve a natural glow.
Dior Crystal Nude Matte skin protector. This is a great makeup primer that LOCKs in moisture and holds makeup on all day! its AMAZING
Bobbi Brown Skin Foundation with SPF 15 I use 2 colors one for the highlight areas of the face and one shade deeper for the contour. THIS is my favorite foundation.
Bobbi Brown Corrector in BISQUE You may need to get a lighter or deeper shade to use under your eyes to CANCEL out dark circles, but Bisque is most universal and is a MIRACLE worker!
Bobbi Brown Tinted Eye Brightner This is one of my favorite Eye Shadow Base products. I used it ALL around the eye and on the lid to prime and brighten the eye for shadow and concealer! Its lightweight and the colors are AMAZING
Dior Skin Nude Natural Glow Fresh Powder Makeup THIS is what I use to set my foundation application with a powder brush. I use this on the cheek contour and forehead as well as the neck and around the nose. It gives your skin a perfect "matte glow" while SEALING in makeup. ( I love this makeup by itself all over the face with a powder brush for less coverage and a very flawless natural look)
Dior 5 Shadow Pallet in Rosy Tan #754 I use the top right deepest color from lash to crease and blend out the crease with the bottom left color.
Then I use Bobbi Brown Long Wear eye gel in BLACK in the lash line. BE SURE to apply it in the inner pink part of the top and bottom of the lash line with a flat or angle liner brush. ALL AROUND THE EYE.
I then blend the bottom last out with the bottom left color of the Dior shadow pallet (Rosy Tan 754)
I coated the lashes twice with Loreal Collagene Mascara top and bottom.
To contour Eva's Cheeks I used Dior Bronze Matte Sunshine and then re-defined the deeper part of the cheek with Bobbi Brown Matte Bronzer in Natural
Under the eyes to set the concealer I then use Laura Mercier secret camouflage setting powder for under eye.
My favorite eyebrow pencil Dior Styler ultra fine universal pencil was then used to define Eva's already perfect brow shape!
Eva's Blus was Dior Blush in Rose Diamond
On the Lips, I used MAC lip liner in Subculture. This is my FAVORITE nude lip liner.
And finally topped off Eva's Lips in Dior Addict Ultra Gloss in Apricot Cloche #436
I always recommend to use a MAC blot powder in your shade around the NOSE, Under the chin, and T-zone for matte sin in the RIGHT places!
Saturday, April 16, 2011
BEST OF REGINA GEORGE
WHO DOESN'T LOVE REGINA GEORGE...
As my friend josh says "im watching this over and over for life inspiration"
Regina: Get in loser, we're going shopping.
Regina: Ma'am, do you have this in the next size up?
Regina George: She thinks she's gonna have a party and not invite me? Who does she think she is?
Regina George: I like *invented* her, you know what I mean?
Regina: She's so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Janis Ian. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend Kyle who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Indiana, and Janis was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Kyle, she'd be like, "Why didn't you call me back?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like, "Janis, I can't invite you, because I think you're lesbian." I mean I couldn't have a lesbian at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their *bathing suits*. I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall for high school, all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird, and now I guess she's on crack.
Regina: I know, right?
Shane Oman: Why are you eating a Kalteen bar?
Regina: I'm starving.
Regina: What?
Shane Oman: They make you gain weight like crazy.
Regina: Motherf -
[she spits out the bite of the bar that she was chewing, and then she lets out a high-pitched scream]
Regina: Aaaaaaaah!
Regina: I'm wearing a spinal halo.
Cady: Look, I'm really sorry about the bus. I feel like it's all my fault.
Regina: Stopping making this about you. I'm the one that got hit by the bus.
Cady: I'm really sorry about all the other stuff too.
Regina: Okay, I'm going to forgive you because I'm a very Zen person... and I'm on a lot of pain medication right now.
Cady: [Cady smiles]
Regina: You know Aaron really does like you. He's always talking about how unusual you are and it really pissed me off. Like this one time, I got this really expensive doll house from Germany, but I never played with it. So my mom wanted to give it to my cousin. But even though I didn't want it...
Cady: You begged your mom to let you keep it?
Regina: No. I threw it down the stairs.
[they giggle]
Regina: I didn't want anyone else to have it. But that's just me.
Mrs. George: Regina! There about to announce the queen.
[sees Cady]
Mrs. George: Hello.
Regina: Can you believe my f-ing mom is here?
Regina: [they giggle]
Regina: Bye.
[waves]
Cady: [after humiliating Regina] Wait Regina, I didn't mean for this to happen!
Regina: To find out that everyone hates me? I don't care!
Cady: Wait Regina, just listen!
Regina: No! Do you know what everyone says about you behind your back? Hmm? They say that you're a homeschooled jungle freak, that's a less hot version of me! Yeah, so don't try to act so innocent! You can take that fake apology, and shove it right up your hairy c...
[Regina gets hit by a bus]
[after learning Cady is home-schooled]
Regina: But you're, like, really pretty.
Cady: Thank you.
Regina: So you agree?
Cady: What?
Regina: You think you're really pretty?
Cady: Oh... I don't know
Regina: Oh my God, I love your skirt! Where did you get it?
Lea Edwards: It was my mom's in the '80s.
Regina: Vintage, so adorable.
Lea Edwards: Thanks.
Regina: [after girl walks away] That is the ugliest f-ing skirt I've ever seen.
Regina: I know she's kind of socially retarded and weird, but she's my friend... so, just promise me you won't make fun of her!
Regina: Why don't I know you?
Cady: I'm new. I just moved here from Africa.
Regina: What?
Cady: I used to be home-schooled.
Regina: Wait... what?
Cady: My mom taught me at home...
Regina: No, I know what home-school is, I'm not retarded! So you've actually never been to a real school before? Shut up! Shut up!
Cady: I didn't say anything.
Gretchen: That is so fetch!
Regina: Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen! It's not going to happen!
Gretchen: Regina, we have to talk to you.
Regina: Is butter a carb?
Cady: [Rudely] YES.
Gretchen: Regina, you're wearing sweatpants. It's Monday.
Regina: So...?
Karen: So that's against the rules, and you can't sit with us.
Regina: Whatever. Those rules aren't real.
Karen: They were real that day I wore a vest!
Regina: Because that vest was disgusting!
Gretchen: You can't sit with us!
Regina: [pause] These sweatpants are all that fits me right now.
Regina: [after being ignored] Fine! You can walk home, bitches.
Regina George: Wedell on South Boulevard.
Gretchen: Caller ID
Regina George: Not when you connect from information.
Taylor Wedell's Mom: Hello?
Regina George: Hello, may I please talk to Taylor Wedell?
Taylor Wedell's Mom: She's not home yet who's calling?
Regina George: This is Susan from Planned Parenthood, I have her test results. If you could have her call me as soon as she can. It's urgent, Thank You.
[Taylor Wedell's mom faints]
Regina George: She's not going out with anyone.
Cady: So, are you gonna send any candy canes?
Regina: No. I don't send them, I just get them. So you better send me one, byotch.
Regina George: 120 calories and 48 calories from fat. What percent is that?
Gretchen: Uh, 48 into 120?
Regina George: I'm only eating foods with less than 30 percent calories from fat.
Cady: It's 40 percent. Well 48 over 120 equals X over 100 and then you cross multiply and get the value of X.
Regina George: Whatever, I'm getting cheese fries.
Regina George: Why do you wear your hair like that? Your hair looks so sexy pushed back. Cady, will you please tell him his hair looks sexy pushed back?
Gretchen: Growing up female in this world is not easy. In China, baby girls are routinely put up for adoption. And in parts of Africa, women are still made to live in tents during the time of their menses.
Karen: Ew!
Gretchen: And even in fancy countries like the United States and England, seven out of ten girls have a negative body image.
Regina George: Who cares? Six of those girls are right!
Regina George: It's called the South Beach Fat Flush and all you drink is cranberry juice for 72 hours.
Aaron Samuels: Lemme see that... this isn't even cranberry juice, it's cranberry juice cocktail. It's all sugar.
Regina George: I wanna lose three pounds.
Karen: Oh my God, you're so skinny!
Regina George: Shut up.
Regina: Do you know what people say about you? They say you are homeschooled jungle freak who's a less hot version of me. So don't try to act all innocent. You can take that fake apology and shove it straight up your hairy little...
[gets hit by a schoolbus]
As my friend josh says "im watching this over and over for life inspiration"
Mean Girls (2004)
Regina: Boo, you whore.Regina: Get in loser, we're going shopping.
Regina: Ma'am, do you have this in the next size up?
Regina George: She thinks she's gonna have a party and not invite me? Who does she think she is?
Regina George: I like *invented* her, you know what I mean?
Regina: She's so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Janis Ian. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend Kyle who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Indiana, and Janis was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Kyle, she'd be like, "Why didn't you call me back?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like, "Janis, I can't invite you, because I think you're lesbian." I mean I couldn't have a lesbian at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their *bathing suits*. I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall for high school, all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird, and now I guess she's on crack.
Regina: I know, right?
Shane Oman: Why are you eating a Kalteen bar?
Regina: I'm starving.
Regina: What?
Shane Oman: They make you gain weight like crazy.
Regina: Motherf -
[she spits out the bite of the bar that she was chewing, and then she lets out a high-pitched scream]
Regina: Aaaaaaaah!
Regina: I'm wearing a spinal halo.
Cady: Look, I'm really sorry about the bus. I feel like it's all my fault.
Regina: Stopping making this about you. I'm the one that got hit by the bus.
Cady: I'm really sorry about all the other stuff too.
Regina: Okay, I'm going to forgive you because I'm a very Zen person... and I'm on a lot of pain medication right now.
Cady: [Cady smiles]
Regina: You know Aaron really does like you. He's always talking about how unusual you are and it really pissed me off. Like this one time, I got this really expensive doll house from Germany, but I never played with it. So my mom wanted to give it to my cousin. But even though I didn't want it...
Cady: You begged your mom to let you keep it?
Regina: No. I threw it down the stairs.
[they giggle]
Regina: I didn't want anyone else to have it. But that's just me.
Mrs. George: Regina! There about to announce the queen.
[sees Cady]
Mrs. George: Hello.
Regina: Can you believe my f-ing mom is here?
Regina: [they giggle]
Regina: Bye.
[waves]
Cady: [after humiliating Regina] Wait Regina, I didn't mean for this to happen!
Regina: To find out that everyone hates me? I don't care!
Cady: Wait Regina, just listen!
Regina: No! Do you know what everyone says about you behind your back? Hmm? They say that you're a homeschooled jungle freak, that's a less hot version of me! Yeah, so don't try to act so innocent! You can take that fake apology, and shove it right up your hairy c...
[Regina gets hit by a bus]
[after learning Cady is home-schooled]
Regina: But you're, like, really pretty.
Cady: Thank you.
Regina: So you agree?
Cady: What?
Regina: You think you're really pretty?
Cady: Oh... I don't know
Regina: Oh my God, I love your skirt! Where did you get it?
Lea Edwards: It was my mom's in the '80s.
Regina: Vintage, so adorable.
Lea Edwards: Thanks.
Regina: [after girl walks away] That is the ugliest f-ing skirt I've ever seen.
Regina: I know she's kind of socially retarded and weird, but she's my friend... so, just promise me you won't make fun of her!
Regina: Why don't I know you?
Cady: I'm new. I just moved here from Africa.
Regina: What?
Cady: I used to be home-schooled.
Regina: Wait... what?
Cady: My mom taught me at home...
Regina: No, I know what home-school is, I'm not retarded! So you've actually never been to a real school before? Shut up! Shut up!
Cady: I didn't say anything.
Gretchen: That is so fetch!
Regina: Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen! It's not going to happen!
Gretchen: Regina, we have to talk to you.
Regina: Is butter a carb?
Cady: [Rudely] YES.
Gretchen: Regina, you're wearing sweatpants. It's Monday.
Regina: So...?
Karen: So that's against the rules, and you can't sit with us.
Regina: Whatever. Those rules aren't real.
Karen: They were real that day I wore a vest!
Regina: Because that vest was disgusting!
Gretchen: You can't sit with us!
Regina: [pause] These sweatpants are all that fits me right now.
Regina: [after being ignored] Fine! You can walk home, bitches.
Regina George: Wedell on South Boulevard.
Gretchen: Caller ID
Regina George: Not when you connect from information.
Taylor Wedell's Mom: Hello?
Regina George: Hello, may I please talk to Taylor Wedell?
Taylor Wedell's Mom: She's not home yet who's calling?
Regina George: This is Susan from Planned Parenthood, I have her test results. If you could have her call me as soon as she can. It's urgent, Thank You.
[Taylor Wedell's mom faints]
Regina George: She's not going out with anyone.
Cady: So, are you gonna send any candy canes?
Regina: No. I don't send them, I just get them. So you better send me one, byotch.
Regina George: 120 calories and 48 calories from fat. What percent is that?
Gretchen: Uh, 48 into 120?
Regina George: I'm only eating foods with less than 30 percent calories from fat.
Cady: It's 40 percent. Well 48 over 120 equals X over 100 and then you cross multiply and get the value of X.
Regina George: Whatever, I'm getting cheese fries.
Regina George: Why do you wear your hair like that? Your hair looks so sexy pushed back. Cady, will you please tell him his hair looks sexy pushed back?
Gretchen: Growing up female in this world is not easy. In China, baby girls are routinely put up for adoption. And in parts of Africa, women are still made to live in tents during the time of their menses.
Karen: Ew!
Gretchen: And even in fancy countries like the United States and England, seven out of ten girls have a negative body image.
Regina George: Who cares? Six of those girls are right!
Regina George: It's called the South Beach Fat Flush and all you drink is cranberry juice for 72 hours.
Aaron Samuels: Lemme see that... this isn't even cranberry juice, it's cranberry juice cocktail. It's all sugar.
Regina George: I wanna lose three pounds.
Karen: Oh my God, you're so skinny!
Regina George: Shut up.
Regina: Do you know what people say about you? They say you are homeschooled jungle freak who's a less hot version of me. So don't try to act all innocent. You can take that fake apology and shove it straight up your hairy little...
[gets hit by a schoolbus]
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